Jumbo’s Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90029
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

With apologies for the recent scheduling turmoil, The Valley Spectacular has been postponed in order to allow for the World Dive Bar Tour’s Emperor of Burbank and Protector of the Northern Territories, M. Gustavo DeKalb, ample time to prepare the badlands of "the Valley" for the tour’s triumphant arrival. Gustavo is presently doing his utmost to ensure that this strange and uncivilized land to the North will be ready, negotiating peace with the savage native tribes, and ensuring that the high standards expected of a WDBT destination will be in place, even in this barbarian frontier outpost of Burbank.

To make up to our followers for our fluctuating schedule, this Wednesday we put in the Valley Spectacular’s place a true gem of The Tour: Jumbo’s Clown Room, and offer a door prize of free appropriately-themed t-shirts to the first 3 ladies to arrive. Jumbo’s is, simply put, the nexus of Hollywood Dreams and economic reality. A modern day Schwab’s Pharmacy, where the spirit of Horatio Alger with an LA twist drives the courage, compassion, and determination of starlets in waiting, Jumbo’s Clown Room also offers moderately priced drinks, clown-themed decor, and, of course, entertainment.

As usual, the casual debauchery starts around 9PM and gets really interesting by 10:00 . Come for one drink, or stay for one too many. Bring anyone and everyone, and join us for a great time in the middle of the week. If you arrive early or late, look for the people having a damn good time (it’ll be us), or start having a damn good time on your own (we’ll find you).

Carpe Drink’em,

Alex, Damien, & Travis, WDBT Co-Czars

"Aw, being a clown sucks! You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business." - Homer J. Simpson